Kill the messenger
Add another name to the list of people who's asses I want to kick. The newest edition: the hyperactive voice of ET Canada, Cheryl Hickey. Every day when I'm watching Days of Our Lives (that's right, I watch Days—feel free to unload on me, I'm ready for it), the promo for that night's episode of ET Canada comes on and day after day I have to hear Cheryl Hickey's annoying and fake voice. Why do all of the entertainment reporters talk the same way? It's like they're told to over-pronounce their vowels and to stick an A in there wherever possible. Unsure of what I mean? I'll try and give a text-based impersonation of Hickey. All capped words are where she kind of yells:
Hai, I'M CHERYL HICKEY with ET Canada. Tonaight on ET, TOMKAT have had a baby, but what does HOLLYWOOD have to say about it?
*cut to Jaime Foxx talking shit about something, who fucking cares*
Later toanight you'll get to hear ALL ABOUT Hollywood's reaction to the previously unheard of idea of a WOAMAN giving birth.
AND, are Nick and Jessica getting back together? We'll tell you why she is still wearing her wedding ring.
*cut to stupid ET music and me throwing shit at my tv*
Someone should make a bottle of Axe body spray that attracts lions and killer bees, then douse Cheryl Hickey in it. I think it's the only appropriate thing to do.
posted by Chris O @ 6:53 PM
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I don't care what you say Chris, she's hot
I remember having a conversation about a girl who I thought was hot that you hated a while back. Remember that day? I'm a little disappointed in you, Rossy
She's on the list of people you want to fight, and I'll continue to add the dickwads to the list throughout next year. Keep me updated.
But more importantly, did Hope ever find out that it wasn't really Bo who asked for a divorce over e-mail? Or was it Hope that asked Bo? Either way, Hope should get kidnapped by a demon-possessed Marlena, and then Bo and John can work together to find them, and then Bo can rescue his Fancyface, and John can love the devil out of Marlena and everything will be well again.
Also, Ross was probably drunk when he wrote the comment. In fact, he's probably drunk right now. Ross "on the sauce" Prusakowski.
I don't understand what Alex's plan is. He's married Marlena and is now continually drugging her and petting her head like he's Lenny in of mice and men. He just keeps alluding to how she's going to get blown up or something. Why not just kill her the first time on the honeymoon night when he had the chance? This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen on Days. No wait, second-dumbest. The number one dumbest thing is that Jen's talking to supposedly dead Jack's picture in her living room while trying to move on with Frankie, who just stares at Jen all confused like everytime she just blurts out stories of days gone by with Jack. Pathetic.
Lastly, this Bo-Hope divorce over email thing is ridiculous, and Ross is hosed. I can smell it over the internet.
Man Y&R is so much better than Days.
Y&R is definitely more subtle, and they drag the same story line on for years. Victor and Nikki will probably get divorced over the whole Phillis fiasco, especially after Victor hands Newman enterprises over to Neil instead of his own children. (But really, he can't give it Victoria since she is marrying Brad, and Nick is sporting some reallt gross facial hair lately, who will take him seriously?).
And the new Lily? Don't like her.
Not a single one of you is allowed to complain about people discussing wrestling ever again.
Consistency is--and that's what I want.
Oh yeah, in regards to Cheryl Hickey's hotness, Rossy, that's how she looks with a team of stylists, wardrobe, makeup people, etc. All things considered, that's the best she can possibly look. She's not ugly, but she's not hot.
The only Days plotline that I know of are from the bits that I managed to catch when I tune in to watch Passions.
Yes, I watch Passions! Teresa is a freak for loving Ethan. Miguel II is a worse actor than Miguel I, who moved onto Desperate Housewives. Charity is a dumb name. Yes, I watch all of that!
But back to Days. What's the deal with Belle's daughter?
General Hospital is where it's at
Though, demon marlena was awesome. Poor unsuspecting staphano.
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