25 December, 2007

Christmas TV fun

One of the perks that come with going home at Christmas time for me is the chance to check out what I'm missing with digital cable. It turns out that with the exception of the Raptors Channel, it's not a lot. Over the course of the last three days, I've seen a lot of bad commercials. This one though, with its borderline porn quality is by far the worst.



The Hawks are playing the Suns on the Raptors Channel, in a replay of their 1970 Christmas day classic...for the third time today. Nine hours till the real game comes on.

16 December, 2007

Let your senses guide you...to my f*cking right cross!

There are a lot of annoying commercials out there, repeatedly pounding their piss-poor attempts at humour/irony/wit/demonstrating how alcohol makes you sexy into our heads. None however, are chapping my ass as much as the Baileys ads.



In the midst of a yuppie gathering, one seemingly all together girl notices that a drop of Baileys is left in a bottle. The lush in her says, 'Hey, I can't let that go to waste.' She motions for the former rave DJ to hook her up, simulated blowjob style, because hey: this is a liquor commercial. The broads are here for a reason, no matter how classy they may appear.

Little does she know, some jerkoff modster is ready to swoop in and take this hotly-contested last drop of liquor. She's all like, "hey!" and he's all like, "Hmph."

I'll add more as they pop up on Youtube.

14 December, 2007

Rogue elf tainting Santa's letters to children

You can't make this stuff up. This will lead to a firing of Kastanza proportions.

13 December, 2007

Dear Canada Post/Purolator:

Your tracking service is fucking useless.


Seriously, Where is my package? Malaysia?

12 December, 2007

Stop: Hammer (out of the back of my truck) time

It's pretty tame considering what you can do in the games, but this guy in Ponoka had a GTA-like demise in a police chase.

05 December, 2007

Unattractive even with the beer goggles


Though this can be handy if you need to camouflage yourself among the zebras as you drive through the savanna.