27 March, 2006

TV shows that we hate


After a non-lengthy discussion, Chris and I decided that of all TV shows available on network television right now, we both hate War At Home the most. HATE. I can't say I've seen many episodes, but the one I saw has the parents promising to consent to their daughter's boob job if she gets straight A's and it was really dumb. Calling it "retarded" would actually insult the retarded.

Seriously, who watches this?

9 Comments:

Blogger Chris O said...

The promo pic says it all.
"Hey, look at us. We're a dysfunctional family that's ready to kill each other and our dad played Remy in Higher Learning. He won't give us any support in our lives in any capacity. He doesn't even want to be here. Our mom plays a caged-up slut who's dying to get out and when our kids act like degenerate sluts, we're honestly shocked. Also, Remy's a homophobe. Watch us every Sunday night!"

Shove it up your TV ass ... TV.

27 March, 2006 17:34  
Blogger Ladysir said...

Well, I'm shocked.

That woman is supposed to be a teenaged daughter?

Someone call central casting.

27 March, 2006 17:43  
Blogger Tonka Time said...

The dad was also Phoebe's psycho cop boyfriend from Friends who started out cool—even letting Chandler, Ross and Joey on a ride-along, where Joey defended the safety of his sandwich when he heard a gun shot—but ultimately ended up psycho when some birds woke him up in the morning and he shot them. And then Phoebe dumped him.

What a winner.

27 March, 2006 17:43  
Blogger Chris O said...

He was also in a shitty Eddie Murphy movie that was a lame attempt at remaking Beverly Hills Cop. Perhaps they thought Rappaport could be the new Judge Reinhold? They were wrong.

27 March, 2006 17:54  
Blogger Daniel Kaszor said...

Most specifically, he was a regular for the second and third (final) seasons of Boston Public. He kinda didn't suck there. Or at least he didn't suck any more than the rest of the show.

27 March, 2006 17:58  
Blogger Chris O said...

Corrected version of my post:
The first season of Boston Public was history-making television (in my mind, anyway). Then the one-handed lady started dating the vice principal (who looks shockingly a lot like Sask Huskies head coach Dave Adolph--check Thursday's paper) and the show went down the toilet. I blame three people for this: Remy, Gheri Ryan and the one-handed lady, the last two for suddenly being allowed to teach just because they wanted to. What the shit? Way to tank a quality show, FOX.

27 March, 2006 18:52  
Blogger Daniel Kaszor said...

"Way to tank a quality show, abc."

It was on FOX, loser.

HA!

27 March, 2006 18:52  
Blogger Chris O said...

I was going to type a lie/witty comment in retort, but I'm going to stick with my original response:

Fuck.

27 March, 2006 18:53  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, I hate to admit it, but I knew a lot of families like this back when I lived in America. Several girls I graduated high school with got plastic surgery for graduation presents. I think it was more of an award for managing to not get pregnant while in high school. Oh, and their mothers were also whores.

I've never seen the show, but what realism.

27 March, 2006 21:10  

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