I don't need to see that!

To mark my debut into the blogosphere, as well as becoming the newest contributor to the Crap Shack, I thought I'd share some of the shows I've become addicted to downloading from the net that aren't included in the $25 I pay Shaw Cable each month. In the future, look out for some juicy D-List celebrity gossip from one of the only two people in Edmonton (the other would be Iris, obviously) who give a fuck, ironic or otherwise. And for the record, my shack? Not so crappy.

1) The Comeback (HBO): Lisa Kudrow (above) as a washed-up former sitcom star pushing her mid-forties trying make it in the business once more by filming a reality show focused on her comeback. In two words: double-vomit.

2) So NoTORIous (VH1): A not-so fake reality-based sitcom starring the Queen of the D-List, Miss Tori Spelling as herself. You'll watch out of pure pity/curiousity but stay to watch her audition tape for Steven Soderbergh where she plays a Latin S&M prostitute named Lola. In two words: Farrah cameos.

3) Weeds (Showtime): Suburban housewife starts dealing drugs to make money after her husband dies starring a post-Billy Crudup Mary-Louise Parker and co-starring a totally fucked-up Wilma Flintstone. In two words: Elizabeth Perkins.