It isn't, nor will it ever be


I saw this car on my way to school this morning but was in too much of a hurry to take a picture of it. When I saw the car this morning, it was parked hastily at an angle (a very bad parkjob) and was parked in a no-parking zone, for which the owner was getting a ticket. It wasn't until I walked past the car, though, that I saw just how much the owner deserved his ticket. When I came back from school this afternoon, the car had been straightened out, but was still parked illegally in the same spot. Hopefully the metre maid left a note on the ticket that let the owner know that his CRAPPY RED CAVALIER is not, nor will it ever be a FERRARI, despite how many emblems you've put on your run of the mill shitbox that try to convince people otherwise. I'll never understand the phenomenon of taking low-end starter vehicles, then loading them up with add-ons that are worth more than the car you're putting them on. Why not take that money and buy a car that the people you're trying to impress might actually respect; a BMW or something? If you're into buying respect from people, why hope to do so with a Cavalier?
2 Comments:
At least the car doesn't have, imo, the worst car accessory available in the free world—spinning rims.
Also, this post reminds me of Kevin Federline's Ferrari (yes, I can recall celebrity gossip trash that easily) where he modified the Ferrari emblem into this. Classy!
Baa haahahhaha what a prick.
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