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I just got off the phone with Ms Peaches and let me tell you, I am more than slightly aroused. Now I never usually get all fan-boy on my interview subjects' asses (save for Kathleen Edwards which, as Iris can attest to, I was giggling and blushing at work for two days straight after I talked to her last summer and at least two more days after I met her in person and she said she loved-- and even quoted from--my article), but from the moment Peaches said, "Hey," I was all giggly and mushy once again. Seriously, I'm not totally gay, but she has to be one of the only "gay icons" I actually appreciate. We talked about her pubic hair, her underarm hair, her facial hair--lots of talk about hair--and her latest radtacularly-titled record "Impeach My Bush" and how straight men are in desperate need of a sexual revolution. "They should be able to shake their dicks like we shake our tits," was one of the best, if not stereotypically Peaches, quotes. I also inquired about Feist aka MC BitchLapLap and if she will be making a cameo during Peaches upcoming Edmonton show. Peaches said she didn't know but is going to give Feist a call to see what the deal is. Seriously, wouldn't that be so supercool if an idea I put into her head actually came to fruition? I would have an orgasm then die because the orgasm I just had was that intense.