Like sands through the bars of the cage you'll sleep in...

Not sure how credible this is, but I found it to at the very least be entertaining. We need to talk about this at the Osama pow wow, Iris.

Highlights of this story include: Osama's dreams of killing Bobby Brown to get Whitney and his willingness to break the colour rule to marry her.

My favourite part of the whole thing, though, comes when it's revealed that Osama's former mistress went on to be a writer for none other than Days of Our Lives. I wonder how much of her influence was involved in the storyline where Phillip was captured at war and Shawn, Lucas, Brady and Rex went to the Middle East (on their own) to get their boy back. The amazing part was that they did it (despite the efforts of a cross-dressing Sami/Stan). Well, they got almost all of him back. It was after his capture and rescue that Phillip learned that the cost of being an American freedom fighter can sometimes be one of your legs.

**Update**

I forgot to make the following comments:
Osama wants to do to the world what Bobby Brown has done to Whitney's career. Probably with not as many DUI's.
Is OBL a step down from Bobby Brown? He's richer, smarter and probably more stable than Brown, and much more successful.
Every tape Osama makes gets worldwide attention. Bobby Brown's last album sold under 100,000 copies.
Finally, you'll never see Osama wearing a leather suit like this: