Christmas Holiday: By the Numbers

Edmonton:

Number of times I made fun of Rossy: 5(+)
Number of hockey-related discussions I made with Smiz when we were both under the influence: 2
Number of Wii bowling games played: 4
Highest Wii bowling score: 142
Number of real bowling games played: 2
Highest real bowling score: 64
Games of Laser tag: 1
Of which I won: 1
Hugs administered by friends and family: countless
Number of boys I kissed (voluntarily): 1
Number of boys I kissed (involuntarily): 0 (No Crotch Nazi-sighting during this trip. Huzzah!)
Number of tree-top Styrofoam mannequin head I attempted to kiss during the NYE party at the Wafflehaus: 1
Number of trips to the Black Dog: 3
Number of times I don't have to wait in line because I went there before 9pm: 3
Number of hipsters sighted at the Dog: too many
Number of post-Dog Funky Pickle pizzas: 2
Number of times I suggested a post-Dog Sam Wok trip: 2
Number of times we carried out said trip: 1
Number of times where we were forced to select an alternative because Sam Wok was closed: 1
Number of additional pool tables found at the Garneau since I last went there: 1
Number of $8 DaDeo po'boys I consumed: 1 (fried oyster)
Number of high school friends I stumbled into at Remedy: 1

Boston:

Number of my flights cancelled due to the blizzard: 1
Jugs of expired milk found in the fridge: 2
Average expiry date: December 18
Number of opened Doritos bag found on the counter: 2
Number of bags with chewed bits of plastic around it, suggesting that mice (or tiny elves) attempted to gain access into the contents of the bag: 1
Number of rusty nails found in the bathtub: 1 (origin unexplained)
Bags of rotting garbage in the house: none (huzzah #2!)
Bottles of Smuttynose beer in my side of the fridge: 6 (huzzah #3!! I totally forgot I bought that before my trip)
Other food items, besides the beer, in my side of the fridge: none
Also, found this in our living room:
Yes, it appears that she has taken over our living room. FTW?!