The wardrobe equivalent of a mullet
From the waist up, this man is a hipster. The kind who would buy a blinding silver messenger bag and pair it with Urban Outfitters shirt. I would not be surprised if he has a pair of Wayfarers tucked in his front pocket.
Waist down, he's a man who wears track pants that are 2 sizes two short and white tube socks. I would not be surprised if he gets picked last in the middle school gym class.
3 Comments:
baa ha, look at that chump.
Contextualize this for me Iris.
Hey, not everyone has the money to go hipster all at once.
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