16 December, 2007

Let your senses guide you...to my f*cking right cross!

There are a lot of annoying commercials out there, repeatedly pounding their piss-poor attempts at humour/irony/wit/demonstrating how alcohol makes you sexy into our heads. None however, are chapping my ass as much as the Baileys ads.



In the midst of a yuppie gathering, one seemingly all together girl notices that a drop of Baileys is left in a bottle. The lush in her says, 'Hey, I can't let that go to waste.' She motions for the former rave DJ to hook her up, simulated blowjob style, because hey: this is a liquor commercial. The broads are here for a reason, no matter how classy they may appear.

Little does she know, some jerkoff modster is ready to swoop in and take this hotly-contested last drop of liquor. She's all like, "hey!" and he's all like, "Hmph."

I'll add more as they pop up on Youtube.

2 Comments:

Blogger Tonka Time said...

I was flipping through the enRoute magazine when I was flying back to Edmonton and one of the page featured this "Baileys girl." #1 it was lame and it was about some fan she got in Japan (probably made in China). #2 Baileys girl now has a CBC show, some Canadian adaptation of a British show.

Of course, I cared so little that I couldn't remember her actual name, the name of the show or whether she is the girl from this Baileys commercial and not a different one.

18 December, 2007 15:12  
Blogger Tonka Time said...

Oh I finally figured which show it is. It's Sophie!

I keep seeing promos for that when I have my daily Arrested Development fix. It doesn't look promising. Looks like they're shooting for endearingly quirky and ended up at frazzled hot mess.

02 January, 2008 12:11  

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